It's of secret men's business that we don't speak.
But I had a prostate check the other week.
The doctor put on a rubber glove.
And up my arse a finger did shove.

And while he felt that exclusive gland.
I thanked god he had a small hand.
He believed it did not feel the best.
So sent me off for further tests.

An MRI and a prostrate biopsy.
To see what the problem could be.
Now I go back next Wednesday. 
To see what the doc has to say.

It's of secret men's business that we don't speak.
But listen fellas don't be weak.
Let us be men and show our class.
And take that finger up our arse.